Thing 109
Stinky Timberland shoes.
My father gave me these a few months ago, and I thoroughly enjoyed them for the first have of the summer. Â Then they began to stink, and no amount of baby powder or foot powder could save them.
Yes, they are comfortable, but they make my feet smell too bad to keep.
Maybe someone out there knows the magic spell for removing stink from shoes, and if you do, I implore you to take these and work your magic.
They are size 12.
Thing 107
Access card.
I used to freelance at a place called Filmcore on 5th Avenue in Manhattan. Â The building had a security guard and if you didn’t officially work there, you had to sign in. Â Every day I signed in as Raoul Duke. Â Of course, the guard never checked the validity of my name, or else it would have come out that I am in fact, not Raoul Duke. Â I wonder who else signed in there? Â John Lennon? Oscar Mayer?
I worked there long enough that they gave me an access card. Â Again, I requested it under the name Raoul Duke. Â As you can see, my request was granted.
Nice to know that the security is tight in NYC.